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128!!! Beat this!! Who needs a goddamn life?

Jun. 30th, 2011 | 09:58 am

SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 films on this list of 239, you have no life. Copy this list, post to your LJ and paste this as a note. Then, put +'s next to the films you've seen, add them up, and use your number as the header.



(+) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(+) Grease
(+) Pirates of the Caribbean
(+) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
(+) Boondock Saints
(+) Fight Club
(+) Starsky and Hutch
( ) Neverending Story
(+) Blazing Saddles
(+) Airplane
Total: 9

(+) The Princess Bride
(+) Anchorman
( ) Napoleon Dynamite
(+) Labyrinth
(+) Saw
(+) Saw II
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
(+) Anger Management
(+) 50 First Dates
( ) The Princess Diaries
( ) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total: 7

(+) Scream
(+) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
( ) Scary Movie
( ) Scary Movie 2
( ) Scary Movie 3
( ) Scary Movie 4
( ) American Pie
( ) American Pie 2
( ) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp
Total: 2

(+ ) Harry Potter 1
(+ ) Harry Potter 2
( +) Harry Potter 3
(+ ) Harry Potter 4
(+ ) Harry Potter 5
(+) Resident Evil 1
( ) Resident Evil 2
( ) The Wedding Singer
(+) Little Black Book
(+) The Village
( ) Lilo & Stitch
Total: 8

() Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
( +) Signs
(+ ) The Grinch
( + ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
( ) White Chicks
(+ ) Butterfly Effect
( ) 13 Going on 30
( +) I, Robot
( +) Robots
Total: 6

(+) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( +) Universal Soldier
( ) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( +) Along Came Polly
( +) Deep Impact
(+ ) KingPin
( ) Never Been Kissed
(+ ) Meet The Parents
( ) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
(+ ) KING KONG
Total: 7

( ) A Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
( +) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumber & Dumberer
( +) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
( +) Halloween
(+) The Ring
(+ ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
( ) Flubber
Total: 5

( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
() Practical Magic
( ) Chicago
( ) Ghost Ship
( +) From Hell
(+) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Whole Ten Yards
Total: 2

(+) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( +) Bride of Chucky
(+ ) Ten Things I Hate About You
( +) Just Married
( +) Gothika
( +) Nightmare on Elm Street
() Sixteen Candles
( ) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
( +) The Grudge
( +) The Grudge 2
() The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask
Total: 8

( ) Bad Boys
( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
(+ ) Lucky Number Slevin
(+) Ocean's Eleven
(+ ) Ocean's Twelve
(+) Bourne Identity
() Bourne Supremacy
() Bourne Ultimatum
( ) Lone Star
( ) Bedazzled
(+ ) Predator I
( +) Predator II
( +) The Fog
() Ice Age
() Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George
Total: 7

( +) Independence Day
(+ ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
(+) Christine
(+) ET
(+ ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Bosses Daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
( +) War of the Worlds
(+ ) Rush Hour
( ) Rush Hour 2
Total: 7

( ) Best Bet
( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She's All That
() Calendar Girls
() Sideways
(+ ) Mars Attacks
(+) Event Horizon*
() Ever After
(+) Wizard of Oz
(+ ) Forrest Gump
(+) Big Trouble in Little China
(+ ) The Terminator
( +) The Terminator 2
( +) The Terminator 3
Total: 8

(+ ) X-Men
(+ ) X-2
(+ ) X-3
(+) Spider-Man
(+) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
( +) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
( +) Catch Me If You Can
(+) The Little Mermaid
(+ ) Freaky Friday
(+) Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
() Shrek
() Shrek 2
Total: 5

( ) Swimfan
(+) Miracle on 34th street
( +) Old School
( ) The Notebook
( +) K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
( ) Boogeyman
(+) The 40-year-old Virgin
Total: 4

(+) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(+) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(+) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(+) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(+) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(+) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Total: 6


( ) Baseketball
( +) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
( +) House of 1000 Corpses
( +) Devils Rejects
(+) Elf
(+) Highlander
(+) Mothman Prophecies
(+) American History X
( ) Three
Total: 7


( ) The Jacket
( ) Kung Fu Hustle
( ) Shaolin Soccer
(+) Night Watch
( ) Monsters Inc.
Total: 1


(+) Titanic
(+) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
( +) Shaun Of the Dead
(+ ) Willard
Total: 4

( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
(+) Hulk
( +) Dawn Of the Dead
( +) Hook
( +) Chronicles Of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
(+  ) 28 days later
( ) Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
( ) Waterworld
Total: 5


(+ ) Kill Bill vol 1
(  +) Kill Bill vol 2
( ) Mortal Kombat
( ) Wolf Creek
(+ ) Kingdom of Heaven
(+ ) The Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
(+ ) The Last House on the Left
( +) Re-Animator
(+) Army of Darkness
Total: 7

(+) Star Wars Ep.I The Phantom Menace
(+) Star Wars Ep.II Attack of the Clones
(+) Star Wars Ep.III Revenge of the Sith
(+) Star Wars Ep.IV A New Hope
(+) Star Wars Ep.V The Empire Strikes Back
(+) Star Wars Ep.VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
( ) Ewoks The Battle For Endor
Total: 6

(+) The Matrix
(+) The Matrix Reloaded
( + ) The Matrix Revolutions
( ) Animatrix
(+ ) Evil Dead
( +) Evil Dead 2
( ) Team America: World Police
( +) Red Dragon
(+) Silence of the Lambs
( ) Hannibal
Total:7

Total: 128

And I can top this with : Warlock, Ace Ventura 1&2, Prince of Persia, Bad Taste, Leprechaun I-IV, The Postman, The Green Hornet ...

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Jun. 27th, 2010 | 05:26 pm

AND SCREAM!

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Jun. 27th, 2010 | 05:24 pm

SCREAM! JESUS!

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Jun. 27th, 2010 | 04:46 pm

OMG - now Germany´s feeling the wrath of the English ... 3 beauties and a perfect Wembley goal all in the first half ... what a match. Jesus,

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Thank you, Country Psychos in Nudie Suits ...

Mar. 29th, 2010 | 09:52 pm

... I feel better right away.




RUBBER ROOM
(Porter Wagoner)
« © '72 Owepar Publishing »

In a buildin' tall with a stone wall around there's a rubber room
When a man sees things and hears sounds that's not there
He's headed for the rubber room
Illusions in a twisted mind to save from self-destruction hmm it's the rubber room
Where a man can run into the wall till his strenght makes him fall and lie still
And wait for help in the rubber room
From his blurry vision of doom a psycho in the rubber room
The man in the room right next to mine screams a woman's name hits the wall in vain
He's in the rubber room
I hear footsteps poundin' on the floor God I hope they don't stop at my door
Hmm I'm in the rubber room
Now they've come to get me but they find
I'm a screamin' pretty words tryin' to make 'em rhyme
I'm n the rubber room hmm a psycho I'm in the rubber room hmm

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Mar. 29th, 2010 | 01:54 pm

My god. I just spent TWO HOURS with a stupid tax declaration where I had to fill in exactly  TWO numbers - their software sucks ass. Not interesting, I know. That´s my life thouth atm, things that should take minutes take hours or days. I´m exhausted.

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My lips are sealed ...

Nov. 1st, 2009 | 02:30 pm

literally.


The Halloween spirit got into me? Two most astonishing cosmetic items I bought from the most astonishing salesperson.  She Laq glues everything you want onto your face: lipstic, mascara, eyeliner, eyeshadow, glitter, the works. You can go for weeks without ever applying new lipstick (if that is your wish).  And the Play Stick is a real light-colored foundation, I mean, really pale pale, not pinkish or yellowish. The astonishing salesperson was a  tall, completely bald, cleanshaven guy, and he had applied different foundations all over his head, face and neck !!! and the most immaculately separated super loongest lashes I´ve ever seen.  He was quite otherworldly.  Oh, and he looks like that every day. I´ve seen him branch-hopping  in several branches of a local cosmetics chain store I usually avoid because of the mean hostile old women with pinched overpainted lips who usually work there

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Pop tarts

Oct. 24th, 2009 | 12:45 pm

Necessary information for the pop tart defenders: our "pop tarts" are kind of the revolting trailer trash next to Kellogg´s wholesome upper middle class tarts ... There´s only one sweet flavor (cinammon& cherry I think) at our local supermarket, and the other flavors they store are spam, snot and barf. Unbelievable that people would put something like that in their toasters.

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Oh yucky day -

Oct. 23rd, 2009 | 10:01 pm

- Pop tarts in Germany! Finally! And they came to my supermarket in 4 flavors that all sound equally disgusting.

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GAAAAAAAAWD ...

Aug. 20th, 2009 | 05:59 pm

I can´t believe it - I just installed a network or whatever for my computers - and it WORKS! And I don´t know HOW that happened, I´ll never be able to do it again.

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